You might say I'm a bear. What the heck am I talking about? Well, for more than you might want to know, check out this link:

But in a nutshell, I'm a big, furry guy who likes.....umm.....other big, furry guys. And small furry guys. Heck, I like all kinds of guys.

"But does he like them or does he like them like them?" you might ponder. He likes them likes them. He's gay!

The reason I'm telling you all this is so you can meet my favorite of all the bears--my husbear Steve:

Steve and I have lived in a committed, faithful relationship since 1994. We're married in every sense of the word except legally (and that's not our fault!).

Update: As of February 13, 2004, Steve and I are legally married, at least in San Francisco and California, according to our marriage certificate.

Take me back!